Barry Allen was walking down the street just an average joe
Suddenly he was struck by lightning, born was a superhero
Speed was his power and he always knew that where he went he be the fastest man in town
That s until he met a man named Kent who ran his ass into the ground
I wanna be a superhero, I wanna be a superstar nothing like Barry Allen, super speed didn t get him far
I wanna be a superhero, I wanna be a superstar nothing like Barry Allen, sittin stone drunk at a titty bar
Barry felt like shit cause his only power was speed and he wasn t the best at that
The man who was faster could fly and see through guys, and throw, high, buildings in the sky
Down on his life, not knowing what to do, Barry thinks of some way to get back at that fool
What could he do to make him choke? Throw some Kryptonite in his Coke!
FUCK YOU SUPERMAN!